the Bitch in the house

Over the weekend Rep. Todd Akin of Missouri, the Republican candidate for the Missouri Senate race, told a St. Louis news station on Sunday that “legitimate rape” rarely causes pregnancy.  He went on to explain that, “[i]f it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”

I am disgusted with having to explain to our national leaders why this kind of statement is not only a gross lie, but also hateful to all women. So here’s a musical interlude on the subject, for your enjoyment:

No Means No

Intro:
[L]
Get out of here, get off of me
Damn, hard up bitch
Get the fuck, I said no, motherfucker

Chorus:
[L & TM]
No Means No my brother
Are you deaf, motherfucker
No Means No my brother
Are you deaf in your ear, motherfucker

Verse 1:
[L]
You steadily try to go pound for pound
Shove it on in without me being down
Swear to God, it’s like you got ten hands
And each and every motherfucker down my pants
What must be said, what more must I do
If I wanted dick, I’d be fucking you
But here we go again, a constant fight
[L & TM]
No, you ain’t getting no pussy tonight

Chorus:
[L & TM]
No Means No motherfucker
Are you deaf, my brother
No Means No motherfucker
Are you deaf, my brother

Verse 2:
[L]
Yeah, you took me out last night
We had dinner with candlelight
You spent a lot of money, flashed on the scene
Yeah, I wanted everything I seen
I wasn’t gonna say “don’t buy that ring”
‘Cause to me, motherfucker, all cash is green
The evening now has come to an end
[Man]
How ’bout a nightcap in my den?
[L]
Yeah, well I’ll chill for a while
And put on an ignorant smile
He inched over, licked my neck
Next thing you know, he was sucking my breast
Damn, time for me to be going
Before I end up in a bed fucking, you knowing
[Man]
What’s up with that, baby, why you gonna fess?
I know your no means yes
[L]
Pulling on my panties, tugging on my bra
In my mouth, he stuck his tongue far
Down my throat, I almost choked
But No Means No my brother
Are you deaf in your ear, motherfucker

Verse 3:
Me, a bitch about to get slammed
By a brother on a tip of a forceful man
Damn, I don’t understand
Are you that desperate, man?
Damn, I told you more than once tonight
[L & TM]
Keep your hands out my pussy, alright?
[L]
Now me, the bitch, I could have got fucked
But I ain’t that hard up
And he, the skeeze, he could have got pleased
But the brother had the funk disease
He want to fuck and do the wild thing
Man, wash your dick, make sure it’s clean
Get up, fool, go shower down
Nigga, your drawers are brown
Stand up for a kiss and wait for me to pucker?
[L & TM]
You dirty motherfucker!
[L]
With one swift kick, kick him straight in his dick
At least a month, he’s gonna have to just lick
‘Cause when I go, bitch, I fuck up shit
He lucky he wasn’t castrated
We went out, and you spent some cash
That don’t mean that you bought this ass
Come ’round here hawking for the pussy
Drop to your knees, bitch
[L & TM]
Yo, get busy
[L]
Always boasting how you fuck so strong
We can’t even talk if your tongue ain’t long

Chorus:
[L & TM]
No Means No motherfucker
Are you deaf, my brother
No Means No motherfucker
Are you deaf, my brother